90% of my most memorable experience while in college have occurred after midnight. There is just something about late night that make people a little more excitable. Now some exposition as to where I go to school, It is in bumble shit PA. Don't let my choice of words fool you, I enjoy it; I go to a school in a place where, when you park at Walmart, there is a good chance a horse and buggy will pull up next to you. Now that you have a mental picture, let me tell you about last night....
We started at Walmart around 11 PM, while walking to buy some last minute school supplies we noticed an Amish family walking in front of us. My friend turned to me
"Its late, shouldn't they be asleep? They have to milk cows or something in the morning."
Now I am not one to make fun of people different from me... but I chuckled. The Amish family did not find it as entertaining, they turned around and responded
" We lost our last cow this morning thanks to the poor air quality in this area, please say a prayer."
We were eating our words! We apologized and moved on to the school supplies. After obtaining our school supplies we stopped by Dennys for a late night snack. Bad Idea.
While sitting down we saw;
A hooker and her trick order 4 burgers... and finish each of them.
A women sneaking small pieces of food into her purse. Assumedly for her dog?
A waiter drop a glass, get annoyed and kick it across the floor
A man and his "daughters" but ended up kissing each of them drunkly
surprisingly this list goes on, but once again... as a college student I have to finish reading "Tales of the Lost Formicans" (don't recommend that) and a paper for Database Analysis.
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