Why I hate....

Central City, CO. So I had to come out here for a job. Let me tell you, it could not be any worse. CC, CO is a casino town. 8 casinos in just blocks, and seriously nothing else but 1 antique store and a pot shop. I am only 20 years old, therefore no casinos or bars for me. I work 6 days a week ( thank god) and when I come home, I go for a hike, but thats it, nothing else for me to do. The closest supermarket is 20 miles away, the closest movie theater is 30, hell the closest mall is 45 miles away. I am just bored and going crazy.

Why I hate being friendly...

I hate it... because I don't think it works both ways. I guess I should explain myself, Over the past month I have realized a majority of people I am "friends" with, disappear if I don't talk to them. Am I really that annoying to talk to? I dont think so... Countless "friends" don't contact me, I have to send them a text first, I have to call them, or send them a facebook post etc. Have you ever had a one sided friendship? It kinda sucks... When I hang out with these people, we have a great time. Then we part ways and I wont hear from them until I take my phone out and send them a message. This post feels rumbly, but I had to get some things off my chest because I cant express to the friends who dont text me because I am trying a new thing, I am not texting anyone until they text me, I've tried and tried... It's their turn!

Why I love 12:01 AM

90% of my most memorable experience while in college have occurred after midnight. There is just something about late night that make people a little more excitable. Now some exposition as to where I go to school, It is in bumble shit PA. Don't let my choice of words fool you, I enjoy it; I go to a school in a place where, when you park at Walmart, there is a good chance a horse and buggy will pull up next to you. Now that you have a mental picture, let me tell you about last night....

We started at Walmart around 11 PM, while walking to buy some last minute school supplies we noticed an Amish family walking in front of us. My friend turned to me

"Its late, shouldn't they be asleep? They have to milk cows or something in the morning."

Now I am not one to make fun of people different from me... but I chuckled. The Amish family did not find it as entertaining, they turned around and responded

" We lost our last cow this morning thanks to the poor air quality in this area, please say a prayer."

We were eating our words! We apologized and moved on to the school supplies. After obtaining our school supplies we stopped by Dennys for a late night snack. Bad Idea.

While sitting down we saw;

A hooker and her trick order 4 burgers... and finish each of them.

A women sneaking small pieces of food into her purse. Assumedly for her dog?

A waiter drop a glass, get annoyed and kick it across the floor

A man and his "daughters" but ended up kissing each of them drunkly

surprisingly this list goes on, but once again... as a college student I have to finish reading "Tales of the Lost Formicans" (don't recommend that) and a paper for Database Analysis.

Why I dislike Sex.

Don't get me wrong, the gratification during the act is great. It is the thoughts before and after that throw me off. For example, we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary tommorrow, now before I go any further I should explain that I attend college two hours away from my lover, so we rarely get a chance to make the bed shake, but I am home for winter break and we have seen each other around 5 days every week, and I have been home 3 weeks, so about 15 times we have been together. Ask me how many times we have had sex. three times. Now, that may work for some people, but when your used to a summer of constant play time, one has to wonder... what happened? Could our libidos really be leaving us at the ripe age of 19? or is there something wrong with our relationship?

See what I mean? when we have sex It's great, but all the energy I put into thinking about why we dont do it more often is not so great. Of course I could be on the other end of the spectrum. Having to much sex. Even then I would still over analyze the frequency. This leads me to my ultimate point/question.

Can you judge the health of a relationship based on the frequency of sex?